Twist and Tickle

Q:  What do you call a big fish who makes you an offer you can’t refuse?
A:  The Codfather!

Q:  How could the dolphin afford to buy a house?
A:  He prawned everything!

Q:  Which fish can perform operations?
A:  A sturgeon

Q:  Why did the whale cross the road?
A:  To get to the other tide!

Q:  What fish goes up the river at 100mph?
A:  A motor pike!

Q:  What do you get from a bad-tempered shark?
A:  As far away as possible!

Q:  What’s the difference between a fish and a piano?
A:  You can’t tuna fish!

Q:  What kind of fish will help you hear better?
A:  A herring aid!

Q:  What lives in the ocean, is grouchy and hates neighbours?
A:  A hermit crab!

Q:  What kind of fish goes with ice cream?
A:  Jelly fish!

Q:  Why are fish boots warm?
A:  Because they have electric ‘eels.

Q:  Who held the baby octopus to ransom?
A:  Squidnappers

Q:  How do fish get to school?
A:  Octobus!

Q:  Why did the lobster blush?
A:  Because the sea weeeed.